I tried to do this and stared at a blank page for half an hour, then typed tall, blonde, and with a bad back right now.

So I asked my colleague wedding planners who came up with these, although they couldn’t stick to three.

Easy to get on with, determined, and extremely impatient.

Street smart who always has itchy feet to move on to whatever is coming next.

I’m a go-getter who is generous but a terrible cook.

I’m insecure and messy as hell.

I’m the best at picking the wrong guys and losing keys, phones, and wallets – only to find them in the fridge.

My colleagues had a million more things to add to the list, but they did mention that I’m funny and nice. So, there’s that, at least.